taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005

Roast beef

1. adj. Describes the many folds and layers of labia of an inside-out pussy.
2. Noun. Vagina that closely resembles the Arby's big roast beef sandwich.

My homie could have got laid if it weren't for the fear of the roast beef sandwich laid out before him.

by Bear Man Sr. February 13, 2020

Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018

spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.

1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006

spit roast

See Position 45
High fives are a must.

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night

by Dorifto October 21, 2004