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Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
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pilot g-2

You shouldn't have gone looking for this.
Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.
by The less you see June 14, 2024
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wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 18, 2006
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Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.
Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.
by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012
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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022
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