Moscow mule

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.

She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.

El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.

by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004

Mule Sperm

Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.

"FUCK ME HARDER MULE SPERM"

by anonymous February 6, 2021

Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

Virgin Mule

A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.

Bartender! I’ll have a Virgin Mule, please.

by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025

MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever

That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule

by fvngvs July 12, 2025