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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 7, 2021
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Dirty knight

A sexual technique that sees a man "joust " a woman by running down a hallway into a bedroom full speed with an erection and attempt to penetrate her.
"He snapped his dick off trying to give his girlfriend a dirty knight."
by WickedGT October 12, 2019
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Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.
person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
by DarkSlayer54 September 3, 2009
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Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
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tr Knight

TR knight is a American actor who played on Grey's anatomy for 5 years then was kill off but he was the best characters in real life he's the nicest guy and he did not deserve what happened to him and the most humblest loving slowest person you've ever met
Hey my favorite character on Grey's anatomy was George O'Malley did you know that who played him the guy's name is TR Knight
by Greysxoxo4 June 12, 2021
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Octopus Knight

A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces
by Zingle Zimbabwean January 7, 2023
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Thomas Knight

Small Very Small has a tendincy to hit woman and likes to play soggy biscuits with his brother. Very lonely person and for some reason has great admirable love for DONDA and watches Kim Kardashians sex tape with ray J and pretends its Kanye West to get him off. Has a magnifying glass underneath his bed for u know what.... Also as a side note his mum is sex on wheels.
Hello Thomas Knight why are u watching Kim K sex tape with magnifying glass.
by Rob Stewart 122535353523231 September 19, 2021
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