Molotov Cocktail

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire before ejaculating in a partners rectum.
Dude: Hey how did your 3 month date go?

Man:It was bad. She wouldn't even let me light off a molotov cocktail.
by Drake D. January 27, 2013
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c and c cocktail

short for cum and cunt cocktail: The liquid inside a vagina resulting from the combined male semen and female lubrication.
If you're a real man, Todd, you'll slurp up the c and c cocktail.
by ten speed November 18, 2007
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Notting Hill Cocktail

The Favourite of wayward celebrities Worldwide;
Just take an appropriate quantity of narcotic drugs (On prescription or not, its fine...), Add alcohol liberally, Then 'gestate' until comatose.
After a time, reflex vomiting will occur. Vomit is the final ingredient for a Notting Hill Cocktail.

-To properly experience The Notting Hill Cocktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
If done correctly, The Notting Hill Cocktail is the experience of a lifetime (-Its the last thing you'll ever do !) Cheers !
The Notting Hill Cocktail Club includes such doyens as Jimi Hendrix, Paula Yates & many, many more Late Greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !
by Dom Bonpide IV December 02, 2009
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Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men
John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 15, 2007
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Making Cocktail Sauce

When you cum in a girl and it is that time of the month, it comes back out looking like cocktail sauce
My girl has her period this week but I don't care because I making cocktail sauce
by autobodyman2001 July 30, 2009
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genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
by NinjaJesus December 13, 2004
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Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
I could really use a Friday night cocktail
by HTHD April 24, 2017
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