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Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock
Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!
by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023
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biggest bollocks boy

Based on the pattern of 'bumboy'. A man or a homosexual man, who has the biggest and roundest testicles in the world, with a diameter of 100 cm. Also his testicles are as big as a basketball.
Luigi: is your bollocks huge?
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
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Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
by PContheGC October 27, 2021
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Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"
Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!
by 3kman May 20, 2022
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Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish
by officialca June 14, 2019
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Bollocks

Bollocks
WOAH YOU HAVE REALLY BIG BOLLOCKS TRACY

Yes
by Joe sug_my nipple July 27, 2021
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