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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Bollocks

Bollocks
WOAH YOU HAVE REALLY BIG BOLLOCKS TRACY

Yes
by Joe sug_my nipple July 27, 2021
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Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
by dardyarty November 1, 2019
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National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
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left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
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Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.
Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!
by Keeno69 April 11, 2022
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