slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017

fidgety thing

Rubik's Cube

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing

by Xorthakh May 29, 2018

that thing they call

used to make a reference about something which is known, but you want to make a dramatic or sarcastic intro about it to another person.

Bro 1: dude, check this videos out!!
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.

by uDontCare October 3, 2011

blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 15, 2020

Pre-thing

“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).

Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro

by cwayy August 27, 2018