Twitter

A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.

Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Twitter Fake

People on twitter who pose as celebrities claiming they are fake and it is only a Joke, with people such as the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. People who do not like being hurt should join.

I'm a fake on twitter.
That guy is a twitter fake he's a Nick, go after him.

by I'm a fake. February 12, 2010

Twitter syndrome

This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.

But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.

(Twitter page)

john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!

john: headed off to school bleh ...

john: man i hate math class!

john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3

john: cant stop thinking about her<3

mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(

by hailysComet April 12, 2010

Twitter

A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

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by Parcerito October 18, 2011

twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.

Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!

by bigrem075 December 22, 2013

Twitter Ho

One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.

Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 19, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE

GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life

by AdamRock1 May 2, 2009