TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by anonymous March 6, 2022

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Ireland

THE WITNESS! THE FINAL BOSS OF DESTINY 2!

TED IRELAND IS THE WITNESS, REVEALED!

by student7184761 July 21, 2022