a techno-peasant 

A person who is technologically challenged, and who is uneducated about modern conveniences such as; MP3s, VCDs, burning CDs, Digital Cameras, instant messages, text messages, e-mail, etc...

My neighbor is a techno-peasant, he doesn't know how to upload the pictures from his digital camera onto his computer.

a techno-peasant by S. T. June 24, 2008

Retro Techno

A person who resorts back to, or continues to make use of, old technology, the general population has discarded or no longer finds viable.

After her device died and had no upgrade available, the Retro Techno resorted back to her laptop to send E-mails.

Retro Techno by Amadscientist November 2, 2011

Loading screen techno 

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

Loading screen techno by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

tommy techno 

Someone who can totally lay down the beats on a keyboard so damn good that people literally jizz in their pants.

that kid Tommy Techno is fucking amazing at keyboard, and he friend Joey Snowy is good at rapping.

tommy techno by epic 10 cents March 7, 2009

Industrial Techno 

Very aggressive musical form, taking the harsh sounds of industrial music and applying them to the funky, machine rhythms of techno. Examples include some British Murder Boys music, ho.exe, and converter.

Bob is a big fan of Industrial Techno.

Industrial Techno by Pakistan Stan November 25, 2009

Hardcore Techno

Just what it says. Normally called "hardcore" to simplify, it was derived from techno as Europeans grew to like the aggressive tones and melodies. The most common types of hardcore are: Happy Hardcore, Gabber, and Speedcore (though many people dislike this genre more because it ranges from 300 bpm - 600 bpm (then splittercore) - 900-1000 and higher bpm (now extratone) and there is not much melody, just an overused kick drum and ambient pads.)

Hardcore became popular in the '90s, with drum patterns and splits, which is now referred to as Oldskool. From Oldskool came Jungle then Darkcore then Darkstep, and now traditional DnB. Happy hardcore is now the most popular, with pumping high pitched synthesizers and loud kick drums and offbeat high-hats. Most producers are European and is one of the most popular forms of Electronic genres. It's also good for your acid trip.

Artists may include: Scott Brown, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D., DJ Sharkey, CLSM, Darren Styles, Breeze, Gammer, Dougal, and more.

Dude1: DUDE! DJ Sy motherfucker! Best hardcore techno producer/DJ

Dude2: Man fuck that shit, Scott Brown is the shit.

Dude1: Man fuck you.

Dude2: Iss true man.

Dude1: Whatever... HTiD.

Dude2: Agreed.

Hardcore Techno by Viralklasm May 19, 2009

Sexy Techno 

A form of techno music that utilises elements of Minimal Techno, Deep Techno, Detriot Techno, Tech-House and other related genres to create a more sophisticated, sleazy and accessible form of the music that is popular in the underground dance scene.

Sven Vath's 'Coocon Recordings' is one of the few labels to recently define what Sexy Techno sounds like.

Sexy Techno by Craig Joiner December 5, 2007