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teacher's aide

A school assistant who supports teachers who need help and students who need to stay on task.
Teacher's aides are there to help.
by wills0 July 27, 2009
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History Teacher

A “history teacher” is someone with BUNDHA. You may see people looking at it from a long distance with the binoculars
“UFFFFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA
by ...,,)&;;&&;37?,, November 12, 2020
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Teachers

There are many types of teachers:

1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!!

2. Okay

3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!!

Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...
Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads.

And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!
by df gh December 1, 2009
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EFL Teacher

One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.
Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 9, 2006
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Teacher

A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.
Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men

Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016
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teacher

as you are a kid these guys may get n your nerves by throwing some Fucking homework on you're desk and you can get so pissed off at these adults because they have power over you and you do not have any power for twelve fucking years but at the end of high school you'll look back and realize that these son of a bitches actually helped you get somewhere in life
im mad at my fucking teacher
by palomino chitwood December 7, 2018
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