Them's good taters

My brother-in-law's favorite expression. He is from Pennsyltucky so it's understandable.

*Through a mouthful of home fries at the diner* "Them's good taters!" Eyes roll.

by Bigfatpoopyhead September 18, 2016

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

don't taste me bro

Often used as a way to fend off rough-housing which may involve licking.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.

"Don't taste me bro!" Gene said when T. J. was getting in his personal bubble.

by Terrowin Cheeseman March 10, 2017

Meat n’ Taters

The male cock and balls. Particularly the fat and girthy variety.

He’s got some hearty meat n’ taters. They fill me up every time.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

cock n taters

What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at

If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.

by dougscales May 5, 2018

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

tater giant

the opposition of a tater tot, a tater giant is 2 to 3 times larger than a normal tater

Thats not a tater tot, thats a fuckin tater giant

by The Conninator August 5, 2007