tea bag 

(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.

Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.

tea bag by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003

Tea Sipping 

Also known as "sipping the tea". To subtly yet effectively toss shade or sneak-diss. Originated from the Kermit the Frog meme. See also "But that's none of my business"

The deacon got caught tea sipping the pastor. So Pastor responded with tea sipping during the sermon.

Drake be tea sipping in his songs.

Tea Sipping by graffmonkey3 July 2, 2014

tea-bazzling 

The act of getting one's scrotum waxed and covered in adhesive-backed rhinestones. The male equivalent of "vajazzling."

It's only a matter of time before some gay porn star tries tea-bazzling.

tea-bazzling by Ego Kaczynski March 12, 2010

Tea J 

Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.

Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.

Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?

Fuck you man, im broke.

Tea J by B85134 October 17, 2010

Tea Bagging my Joke 

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

Tea Bagging my Joke by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Tea Bomb 

A Tea Bag executed from a dangerous height. (the top ropes, a building, your wife's dresser, etc.)

I may have broken both of my legs Tea Bombing Donna, but gosh, the look on her face alone was worth three months on crutches.

Tea Bomb by OneLungLee February 17, 2005

tea o'clock 

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

tea o'clock by scaryanna March 1, 2006