Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.
Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.
Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!
Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!
Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.
Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!
Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!
by Hung Looooooooooooo May 3, 2009
Get the Swine Jew mug.A modifier for any ailment that is worse than normal and annoyingly persistent. Based on the 2009 Swine Flu, which was really nothing more than a persistent strain of a standard flu
swine cold, swine diarrhea, swine cough, swine broken arm
"Dude, you have had that cold forever, is it like swine cold or something?"
"Man, this broken arm just will not heal...its so swine"
"Dude, you have had that cold forever, is it like swine cold or something?"
"Man, this broken arm just will not heal...its so swine"
by the ecomicist October 20, 2009
Get the swine mug.A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014
Get the Canadian Porch Swing mug.Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.
Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.
Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.
by Taco Shabazz May 6, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.
by Mark Bellhorn December 7, 2010
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a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.
*not written to cause offence*
a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.
*not written to cause offence*
i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.
by Tom Reeves April 2, 2005
Get the swindon mug.when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)
trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018
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