Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

ham in the oven

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.

"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"

by smashley p December 15, 2013

Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface May 31, 2003

glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009

Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

Fam-Ham

to get hammered as a family...most applicable around christmas time

Its Christmas eve lets get fam-hammed!

by mb9 December 25, 2009