Train Station

to "go to" or "wait at" the train station involves intently watching as your buddies run a train and lustfully wait in line for your ride.

Dude Mike that three hour wait at the train station was so worth it. That bitch took each of us like a beast.

by flossyflossay February 6, 2007

Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.

I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.

by Lsane19 February 17, 2019

Situation

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.

by heroworship April 1, 2011

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

by roblevistala February 5, 2010

Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.

Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.

by mclayman February 26, 2010

Plane Station

A term used when some idiot forgets what an airport is called. Commonly used among a specific person named Tom. Educate your Tom about airports.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hours away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Tom

by SomeGayBitch May 3, 2018

play station 2

One of the best and versatile consoles yet. Includes DVD, Mp3, CD, DVD/game and DVDR players inside. Upgradeable and internet gaming is free outside of initial cost. Better than the X box and was one of the greatest ideas for a conole ever concieved.

Hey, got a Playstation 2?
No, I suck. I have an x box.
Play mine.
Wow, that is way better than the crap box i own.

by Yojoe! May 12, 2004