sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

Wright Stuffed

When you’re making love and Ken comes over your shoulder to correct every move you’re making because they aren’t Wright.

I was having sex with a girl and got Wright stuffed.

by Pine City May 23, 2018

Marty Stouffer

Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.

Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.

by Wu-Wei Flow June 1, 2019

_double_stuffed_oreos_

This is the coolest mf ever they are so fun to talk to and just amazing.

The coolest mf aka _double_stuffed_oreos_.

by Anonymous bestie . July 12, 2021

Getting Stuffed

getting railed from behind while bent over an object (ie:bed, chair, couch) often involves ass being slapped both prior to and during the act of

She is really getting stuffed

by 7650953 January 5, 2022

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022