Stroke

1. A person who has less than average intelligence

2. A caress using ones hands

1. That kid Dan is a fucking stroke!

2. She was totally stroking it.

by jeffm December 7, 2003

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

Choke n' Stroke

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation

"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"

by StunningLD January 10, 2013

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy

guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.

by zuneman14 October 10, 2009

overplay your stroke

A potentially painful action that arises when a man forgets that he only has a short penis. Sometimes the recipient is the one who overplays the stroke due to over zealousness.

"Are you okay, Harvey? Did you overplay your stroke? It looks like your penis is broken!"

by 556fmj April 6, 2008