Definitions by Philosiraptor
crystal stroker
An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
crystal stroker by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009