Fameous meme based game by Yung Sip Games. Now used to describe stories of people that grew up in European "hoods".
by feniksxx July 19, 2018
Get the Radviliškis Storiesmug. a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.
by avu1380 January 18, 2011
Get the quiche storymug. by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017
Get the Instagram Storiesmug. Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally
by Ooky May 16, 2008
Get the bitch storymug. A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
Get the Clementine storymug. by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003
Get the good storymug. Sex story
Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
by Thegodofsex January 4, 2014
Get the Sex storymug.