A musical set in New York in which the 'Puerto Ricans' are just white people wearing brown foundation.
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white guy: I hate the Puerto Ricans!
blond guy wearing lindsay lohan syndrome foundation: hola! we hate-o you white people! burrito!
white guy: I hate the Puerto Ricans!
blond guy wearing lindsay lohan syndrome foundation: hola! we hate-o you white people! burrito!
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Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
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An amazing rock band. Made up of 5 amazing, nice, hilarious guys. Who have made 2 amazing CD's. Page avenue, and in the wake of determination. Which is made up of a mix of rock, metal and 80's type music. They are all amazing at their instruments.
An amazing rock band. Made up of 5 amazing, nice, hilarious guys. Who have made 2 amazing CD's. Page avenue, and in the wake of determination. Which is made up of a mix of rock, metal and 80's type music. They are all amazing at their instruments.
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Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf
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2) Indicates agreement over a silly or politically incorrect comment that the speaker agrees with.
1) Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
2) Person 1: Yellow lights just mean 'go faster.'
Person 2: True story.
2) Person 1: Yellow lights just mean 'go faster.'
Person 2: True story.
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yesterday I went to the park and I saw a dog and it was really cute. Once it left I was sad.
This Alison Story had nothing to do with the conversation except for the fact that they were talking about dogs.
This Alison Story had nothing to do with the conversation except for the fact that they were talking about dogs.
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