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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
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shavinghorse

Shavinghorse: A large hand made saw horse, with a built-in saddle, in front of the saddle is a vice which holds a large sharp blade used for shaving the bark from wooden post, such as a fence post.

Shavinghorse's were commonly used during the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. Also the area with the vice/blade attachment was known to be very wide on the shavinghorse.
Many earlier settlers when referring to someone who had a larger than average head would often refer to the person as "having a head like a shavinghorse"
Wow Bob, did you see the size of that dude's head? - he had a head on him like a shavinghorse!
by Ole' Moe March 21, 2017
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staming

a combination of stalking and shaming . go thoroughly through someone's profile in order to find embarrassing photos\posts of him. usually done in a cute way to someone you like.
"i was staming him all night- he was so active on facebook when he was 13, his posts were the funniest"
by tamnon August 17, 2017
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starving for sjors

it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.
Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors
by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017
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staking

The most common definition of Staking is used when criminals know that the police has been watching a certain area or place they know is vulnerable to crimes.

Another definition of Staking is when a person smokes weed over a period of 3-4 days while playing RuneScape.
"Dammit, looks like the cops have been staking the place!"

"You have been staking, and lost all your shit again you fucking faggot"
by Spran October 16, 2017
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shaving sinks

Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.
Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor
by fuck dishes November 2, 2017
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staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
by WawaBings November 30, 2017
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