Shade Stalk

Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.

Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!

by Crypt Skiddie October 19, 2005

bloody stalk

stalking someone with the intention of fatal harm

i'm on the bloody stalk, puttin' suckers in the chalk

by hoodlumus April 26, 2007

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

gang stalking

anything illegal under michigan public law 256-2003 anti electronic harassment law. also "voice to skull?" that tells you an unlisted phone number which you call on a payphone that turns out to be a corrupt official, tells you who has herpes, (i love when they get in fights with eachother and rat eachother out!)and what meds thay take-ritalin causing a substance induced mania and spd, sadistic personality disorder-deriving glee from these activities.

they're gang stalking.they gang stalked me and cut me off in traffic.

by boogerpizza January 7, 2011

stalk stack

scary people who are overly obsessed with aussie band "short stack" from budgewoi, and twitter stalk them.

person 1- omg! short stack are so awesome, i love them, i follow them on twitter, omg there so hot

person 2- eww, stalk stack!

by graciegraciegogo October 8, 2009