Beer Staffing

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.

Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.

by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009

short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.

Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

by ttfkr March 14, 2014

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

Bo Staff

A Special secret weapon for Enter the Matrix. Has only been found by a elite gamer named Necro Ryan2002. Fear him.

I used the Bo Staff to kill the agents!

by Ryan Swaim October 23, 2003

scaifing

v. Probing someone's personal life/past in an attempt to find information to publicly discredit the person; and failing that, simply making things up about the person. See also scaifed.

Different from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information discovered/invented.

Bill Clinton's administration was the victim of a decade-long scaifing.

by guyjin February 19, 2007

Staffhole

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.

Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.

by arotrhd June 19, 2009

Saiforen

An undead werewolf with a preference for elven women.

Saiforen found an elven woman in the questionable inn.

by Warzen April 26, 2011