squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006

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squirfule

An otherwise unidientifiable part of a road skilled squirrel. Also see squibbits.

A few more squirfules and we can make a stew.

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

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Squirf • squirff • squirfect • Squirflelighting • squirfule • squirrel • squire • squirmish • squircle • squiff

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

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