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Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.
Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.
by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011
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squib

People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.
Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.
by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008
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squib

A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)
Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.
by XeroExp January 18, 2005
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squak

I pulled down her panties to get a closer look at the "squak"
by Vegas March 22, 2003
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Squakke

(pronounced Skwak) A warcry roared by mighty Celtic warriors to help improve morale and demoralize the enemy

A screech that some people yell when they have nothing to say

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Evan: hey
Connor: hey
Evan: What's up?
Connor: nothing, you?
Evan:....SQUAKKE!
by Khorn October 6, 2006
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land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010
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Squid

Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
by Mangwanani October 16, 2010
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