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Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.
"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."
by roguepeacock March 8, 2014
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squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.
This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
by Swag42069 December 8, 2014
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Sneezure

(1) A rather frightening series of sneezes that can be often confused with a natural siezure.

(2) A incredibly loud, strange-sounding sneeze.
(1) Eddie: *ACHOOOBEIEKNWBSIXKS SKSK ACHOOSBSBSJJAJ*

Bailey: You alright?

Eddie: I may have had a sneezure.

(2) Eddie: *ACHOOSBSJSJSIDJBEUDHXIDJWNIZKWNUCIFNEKDIFBDUDIEBCI*
by LilMissAnon July 9, 2014
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sneezure

The facial contortion a person has when they can't get a pending sneeze out.
Wow look at Ingrid's face, she's having a sneezure, she just can't get that sneeze out.
by Legendary Barrister April 23, 2016
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Squeeturd

Gotta get to work, let me Squeeturd it real quick.
by tdog71197 June 1, 2016
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squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once
Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey
by PeachButt February 12, 2017
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Squeeze squaw

It's a red hot mess, confusing streets in an urban area
It's a squeeze squaw way. Don't go that way.
by Cousin eileen October 20, 2017
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