Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

Sneezure

(1) A rather frightening series of sneezes that can be often confused with a natural siezure.

(2) A incredibly loud, strange-sounding sneeze.

(1) Eddie: *ACHOOOBEIEKNWBSIXKS SKSK ACHOOSBSBSJJAJ*

Bailey: You alright?

Eddie: I may have had a sneezure.

(2) Eddie: *ACHOOSBSJSJSIDJBEUDHXIDJWNIZKWNUCIFNEKDIFBDUDIEBCI*

by LilMissAnon July 9, 2014

sneezure

The facial contortion a person has when they can't get a pending sneeze out.

Wow look at Ingrid's face, she's having a sneezure, she just can't get that sneeze out.

by Legendary Barrister April 23, 2016

Squeeturd

To pinch a loaf.

Gotta get to work, let me Squeeturd it real quick.

by tdog71197 June 1, 2016

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Squeeze squaw

It's a red hot mess, confusing streets in an urban area

It's a squeeze squaw way. Don't go that way.

by Cousin eileen October 20, 2017