squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch

For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch

by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011

Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

squeener

A square wiener. A prizm shaped phallus.

Nothing fits tighter in a round hole than a squeener.

by luckyboots July 2, 2006

Squeeners

1. Breasts that contain and/or expel squeen

"Damn son, she's got some saggy squeeners."

by Kentonew January 23, 2009

squee

The sound made by robots when beaten to death in the comic book series "Magnus, Robot Fighter".

The 'bot's failing circuitry produced a piercing "SQUEEeeee...." when Magnus dealt it a crushing blow.

by Otaku Kirk August 1, 2009

Squee

A boy/girl who incites a high pitched and excited squeal and an uncontrollable desire to squeeze and hug the other person. Usually used as a term of endearment as a way of avoiding cliches like honey, baby and muffin. 'Squee's' are often loveable, fond of strange dancing, easily excitable and can sometime have features like a monkey.

Oh Squee! who's a good boy?! I just want to squeeze your face off.

I was talking to Squee the other day and for an instant thought he had a ridiculous monkey face.

by Leopard86 October 26, 2010

Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016