squeage

masterbating furiously to dead bodies

"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."

by butters August 19, 2004

Squeaky Door

Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.

The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.

by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006

Squap-J

A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick

Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.

by MaseWigTeejJrobBob November 2, 2008

Deep Squeak

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

by Mr. Deep Squeak February 13, 2010

squeans

Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)

Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!

by Taj Mahaler July 1, 2011

Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB August 27, 2012

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005