squatbag

A delightfully ambiguous, and therefore useful, pejorative.

Thought to have originated in the 1970s oil fields of Wyoming and Northern Colorado.

That John is a weaselly little squatbag.

by Quince8 December 16, 2017

Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

squadam

A species typically found with squemilys, pretty cute, the other adam definitions nail it.

Emily: hi squadam
Squadam: eeaaah

by Squemily October 23, 2018

squatfizzle

The act of being cock-blocked or clam-jammed

A ugly person

Jake: You did you hear what happened to Joe?
Mike: what?
Jake: he got squatfizzled by a girl at the bar

Jane: Lucy like totally got squatfizzled by a gay guy the other day.
Kim: Oh really?

by IceClawWantsDeath November 22, 2018

squaterpotamus

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.

Hey Bob, have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I lent it to Mia the other day. She said she returned it, but I can’t find my Squaterpotamus anywhere!

by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

Squantanious

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.

A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."

by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020