squatfizzle

The act of being cock-blocked or clam-jammed

A ugly person

Jake: You did you hear what happened to Joe?
Mike: what?
Jake: he got squatfizzled by a girl at the bar

Jane: Lucy like totally got squatfizzled by a gay guy the other day.
Kim: Oh really?

by IceClawWantsDeath November 23, 2018