spode warrior

An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.

I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.

by Boondocks1017 January 9, 2019

Spore Amino

A get together for spore fans to create penis shaped monsters and shitpost.

Guy 1: "a spore amino? PFT

SPORE IS HELLA DEAD"

Spore Fan: "HEY! DON'T INSULT US! YES, WE EXIST!"

by FlamingHomosexual May 23, 2019

Spode

First you’re speeding, then you’re sped, then you’re spun, and when you run out of spun your spindled, eventually leading to spode

Dude, I’ve been going for 3 days, I’m Spode as fuck

by P00PFEAST69 April 4, 2019

spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.

Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.

by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019

Sponed

When a person is spun from taking crystal meth and stoned from smoking marijuana.

I'm so sponed, can hardly sit still and focus.

by Bosk818er September 27, 2019

Spoment

Short for “special moment” , “sped moment”.
When you suddenly have a moment when you act retarded without it being intentional.

Garrett: “get in the colf gart”
Dianna: “you mean the golf cart?”

Garrett: “shit, i just had a spoment”

Basically any time where you misplace words irl or just sound retarded

by trashyes December 12, 2019

Spoefel

Spoefel is highly energetic with delayed reactions. Jokes today, laughs tomorrow. A Spoefel in your life will mean lots of hugs, cuddles and entertainment. Spoefel is loyal, playful and adorable.

If someone is being really cute or did something really silly, they Spoefeled or must be a Spoefel.

by Not Jeanne January 30, 2020