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One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.
by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004
Get the sphincter spelunker mug.1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)
Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
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by Birch September 28, 2004
Get the Spelunk mug.Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
Get the splink mug.1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.
2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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