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monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008
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spunk

danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.
Mmmm Spunk is my favorite candy!
by MissDK March 28, 2009
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sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.
My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.
by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004
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spelunking

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)
Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
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Spelunk

Exploration of bodily orifices.
James Spelunked Kenny.
Kenny likes being Spelunked by James.
by Birch September 28, 2004
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splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
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spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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