urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Lickity Split

A lick then

Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup

by rasberry frog October 13, 2020

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 14, 2019

You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do

Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX

by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021

wickedly split

When something is awesome or amazing

That is wickedly split man

by cowboycj February 11, 2014

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 06, 2018