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Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021
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splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
by dsky May 10, 2015
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splatter bowl punch

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
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Splatterday

A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore
Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross

David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
by McStreamy December 14, 2012
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Splatter-blast

One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!

Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.

~ Finest
by _finest January 8, 2018
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splart

I think I splarted
by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019
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