sphincterslighted

A much more contagious strain of bootywound. Not quite as dire as being bootywounded but much more common.

Jonny was very, very upset but not quite bootywounded… more akin to sphincterslighted.

by JOTUN0621 May 10, 2023

Sphincterpup

Boobies are called pups or puppies and butt cheeks and butt holes are called sphincterpups

I have to play with the sphincterpups tonight babe…

by Jaesin Canaan Willcock September 20, 2023

sphincter trunk

Tree trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023

Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.

I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

by goliwag February 23, 2024

sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.

Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!

by The more u know March 5, 2024

Sphinctersphere

The aroma produced by a sphincter.

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "

by saavy chimp March 11, 2024

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024