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Shitfart Separator 

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
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spybot search and destroy 

Spybot Search and Destroy is a program designed to find and remove adware, spyware and malware from your system.

See also adware, spyware and malware
I just ran Spybot Search and Destroy and removed a bunch of crap from my computer!
Black and beautiful and very bright . ✨
The name Searra comes from a Latin root
Searra by Urbandictionaryinc. October 12, 2017

Uncle Searcher 

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.
As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.

Dade County Search Warrant 

A powerful kick to the chest wherein the recipient of the kick is floored much like the front door of a drug house in South Beach.
Did you see that World Cup final? Nigel de Jong issued a Dade County Search Warrant right to Alonso's chest!
Attention seeking retard
God, like if this board needed another searyx
Searyx by Joe August 22, 2003

Jamie lynn spears 

The little sister of messed up Brit.
This youngster (16) is PREGNANT, or so she told OK! magazine. The daddie? Her "long time boyfriend" who she "met at church", the problem, in Cali, the age of consent is 17, she is 16, and he is 19, HELLO 18 month Jail sentence.
The only reason this would go to court, other than her parents pressing charges, is BECAUSE it is so public, if a private citizen did the same thing NO one would know, therefor no one would prosecute.

Who knows.

Zoey 101, which will end after next season, will not be effected.
"Ahhh, you got my baby (Jamie Lynn Spears) pregers, IM PRESSING CHARGES!"
Jamie lynn spears by Jessythe fox January 7, 2008