sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.

The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.

by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018

sneaker twitter

a big fuckfest

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn

by @learningszn October 13, 2018

Sneakerhead

Heath Seager

Heath Seager is a Sneakerhead and a shoe whore

by Smheartgirl June 3, 2019

Spekkers

A misspell of speakers, often used by the partially illiterate

I got the spekkers

by thePlink October 30, 2019

Sneaker

Someone that listens to the sneak attack podcast

Reid hey sneakers

by Tofer March 7, 2020

Sneaker Freaker

A person or living thing that regularly looks at sneakers, shoes or clothing for entertainment purposes. Commonly used as an insult

Your such a sneaker freaker

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 March 8, 2020

sneakerhead

Someone who agrees with literally everything Billie Eilish says.

I told her to suck my dick and now she's a total sneakerhead

by allthebeans October 23, 2020