Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".
Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!
by Anabel September 24, 2008
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Jim has tried this and that but still hasn't decided on a clear path, he is, I guess, what you call a scanner. Sadly, he's in his early thirties.
by U8IK April 11, 2011
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A spazz or hyper person; someone fertilized by a sperm spinning in circles. These problem sperm usually don't make it to fertilizing an egg.
by MonkeyTree February 24, 2011
Get the Spinner mug.a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.
by buthole hater January 12, 2009
Get the boony spanker mug.1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
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Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!
Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!
by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010
Get the Shanners mug.A word used when you are unhappy with the oucome or situation. Used mainly by Nibling. Normally used when you are recieving homework insteadof using the F-word.
by Nibling October 27, 2007
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