snake belt

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.

Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010

Bum Snake

Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.

Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"

*Bum Snake toots*

Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"

Robber: "...okay"

by GasLeak February 5, 2020

Milk Snake

Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!

Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!

by Laura the Lab Rat November 23, 2010

cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.

Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.

by ms_behaven January 26, 2018

jungle snake

Some black guy that has a huge cock. I mean just massive. At least 13 inches or more. Used for gay porn titles.

“Bro are you seeing this”
“Yeah that jungle snake is going IN”
“Watching this makes me feel even MORE gay”

by DatCracker01 July 17, 2021

Ghetto snake

A piece of hair, weave, or dread laying on the ground typically as the result of a fight

There’s like 6 ghetto snakes in the Walmart parking lot there must have have been a fight last night

by Jackson Doeson February 3, 2022

wrestling snakes

An act of a male fondling another males private parts while the same is being done to him.

I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.

by Jblanchard January 14, 2017