slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 July 15, 2008

slippery paul

The act of a man putting his big toe in a ear and then rubbing it in the vaginal opening.

Damn I can't believe he performed a slippery paul on her last night!

by alatafa gina March 08, 2016

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 01, 2017

slippery karl

When during sexual intercourse, the act of ejaculating into your partners mouth and then making a 180 degree turn and deficating into your partners mouth

Patti Quat opens wide for my slippery karl everytime.

by Shane Kenny May 23, 2003

slippery susan

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner

Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...

by KountKaos December 14, 2014

Slippery Sam

While a girl shower's you jizz on the floor so when she steps out she slips and falls in seamen

"Dude my girlfriend pissed me off so when she showered i gave her the Slippery Sam"

"Awesome"

"Yeah, she cracked her head though"

by Rob-e December 05, 2007