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Smlashed

/smlaSHt/
adjective
1. Attempting to make a splash with no water present, due to intoxication
I was so smlashed, I ran into a cop car and got a DUI. During the sobriety, I tried to jump on puddles... there was no water around.
by Rico Supreme November 11, 2020
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Shashed

When you take an enormous heaping shit and it displaces the water in the toilet bowl so severely that repents back into your ass.
"I lowkey like the feeling of getting shashed."
by NoremacPAC February 28, 2021
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Sloshed

Typically dudes named raj on Saturday’s.
Essentially you got fucked off to much vodka and now mom has to come pick you up and make sure you don’t have alcohol poisoning.
Me and the boys are going to kaden’s like the good old days and we’re getting sloshed.
by Shammerlover12 March 6, 2021
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Splashed em down

Usually used by road men in England, because guns aren’t allowed in England two opposing gangs will splash em down with thier blade
Ayo bruh, that Nikka from zone 2 tried to hit me up Bruce so I found em and splashed em down
by Dayendalyfe February 11, 2021
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slasher territory

A desolate, usually rural area out in the middle of nowhere that looks similar to the typical settings used in slasher horror films such as Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Hey man, fill up at this next gas station, I'm not trying to get stranded out in the middle of slasher territory.

Becky: It's midnight and this is the last motel for 50 miles, lets stop and rest.
Sara: Fuck that, i'll die falling asleep at the wheel before being knocked off by some psycho out here in slasher territory.
by Cluez31 March 30, 2021
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Sloshed

Very drunk
He was so sloshed he couldn’t walk
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Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.
Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!
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