skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

SKUNK DADDY

The ability to break wind profusely over extended periods of time with no remorse

Skunk Daddy must have been here! This place reeks lol

by El Skunk-O March 19, 2017

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

Skunk Savage

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.

Do I hear Mac Miller playing? Yes, that is just Skunk Savage in the back of the classroom.

by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009