Samuel Francis Kiszka

amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST

Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.

by youknowimcool January 3, 2023

Tuber Simulator

The most relevant game out there.

"WoT? You've never heard of Tuber Simulator?"

by That_1_Per$on September 18, 2020

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020

Dragon Simulator

Dragon Simulator aka Blox fruit it's a game that is populated by dragon users

Blox fruit more like dragon simulator

by Ifreadyoubad January 7, 2021

Penis Simulator

sooo like dude its like a penis thats in a simulator for you sex deprived idiots on the internet

im gonna go play penis simulator

by AshiaTheIdiot March 20, 2022

Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.

A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!

by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022