When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.
"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."
by Pudge Person April 15, 2009
Get the Pudgy Simpson mug.jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
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The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
by Steve January 27, 2005
Get the jessica simpson mug.One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.
"Whoo, look, I have a top that says punk- I'm HARDCORE!! Now all I have to do is dye my hair black and sing a few pissy pop songs with extra added angst and I've won over the goths and moshers too! What? They like GOOD music? LIVE music?!" *girly scream*
by PrincessSquishy July 22, 2008
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Get the Jessica Simpson mug.For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE!
by Ebz_elise88 July 20, 2008
Get the ashlee simpson mug.A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!
by Kaleema February 28, 2005
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