Poo Shoveller

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.

Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"

by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009

Shoveling Dirt

Dealing heroin

I saw my boy G shoveling dirt to some mexican niggaz the other day

by el sucio guapo September 20, 2014

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018

Shovel

verb
past tense: shoveled; past participle: shoveled

To get fucked over.

informal:

To get railed intensely.

Damn, I got shoveled last night.
My boss shoveled me... He really dug into me.

The characters in the movie "Holes" got shoveled, literally and figuratively.

by korean_yiisus May 23, 2022

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010