Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021

lock short

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.

Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!

by evry1else December 26, 2008

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

cut it short

Someone who can’t read a tape in other words a fucking rookie. Never gunna make it as a Benny mac

U really fucked that rail u will never be a Benny Mac u cut it short

by Half ass fencer October 7, 2019

Neil Short

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.

Neil Short

by Fadgistic May 22, 2012

tasty shorts

shorts showing at least 6 inches or more of the wearers buttocks or ass area.
not to be confused with hot pants.

that girl looked hot in tasty shorts.

by Giva Nakimura April 11, 2010

Short Pulling

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018