by stupid joe April 3, 2009

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly
by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".
Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.
by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
