wet seal

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?

by TheDiscount April 28, 2011

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

by mayxday October 27, 2011

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006

Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

dry seal

A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.

Whoa, Samuel is one dry seal.

by Wingman September 27, 2004

land seal

A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.

Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.

by Drew13 October 20, 2008