scuffie

A guy with a very big penis who likes to have sex with girls in New Jersey

Man 1- he dude I was a total scuffie last night

Man 2- oh you had sex with spoons?

by Dork knobby July 13, 2017

Scuffin'

To mark yourself by fucking with someone else. Make yourself a target for instigating a situation

Nigga all you doing is scuffin' yourself when you test me

by Ankletpisser June 24, 2017

scruffay

Someone with a large cock who sticks it inside other csgo pros. He is also so good at Counter Strike its inhuman.

Scruffay is the best csgo player ever!

by yaffurcS August 28, 2017

scurmf

When a female passes gas while auntie flow is visiting and a small burst of blood shoots out.

Yo fucktard a girl scurmfed on me last night I had to wash my shirt like three times.

by Fagtard November 29, 2017

Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.

Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!

by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017

Scruff

The most baller dog of the century

Hey have you heard of scruff?
Yeah, I heard he is the most baller dog of the century!

by CAPTAIN_DERP January 31, 2018

Scurfle

Run in a non-linear fashion — particularly in the fashion of a Chihuahua puppy.

Apple scurfled across the kitchen floor.

by ConnieX May 26, 2018